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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Track Is a Simple Sport...

An article in The Times (UK) reveals that Jenny Meadows, British 800m "star" phoned her countrywoman Kelly Holmes to learn how one goes about beating 800m star (no cynical quotes) Maria Mutola, as Meadows prepares for Indoor Worlds in Valencia.

The article however, never reveals the contents of that conversation, leaving me to assume, naturally, that Holmes' answer was, "Beat her to the tape, bitch."

Duh.

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